Not many people would understand the story, but this is for a special bear who took dodo on the walk when she wasn’t well….yawny this one’s for you and your yawns!
Once upon a time there was Dodo a small but smart donkess. For those of you who don’t exactly know what’s a donkess, it’s a female donkey…no no a female donkey is not a jenny or jennet but a donkess , says yawny the bear. So Dodo is this sweet, small and smart donkess. And yawny is this huge harmless bear who yawned every time Dodo opened her mouth to talk about something important, like saving the planet from alien attacks and fighting the Resident evils and vampires and predators and everything that’s there in the Hollywood movies, she had some unresolved issues to look after as she was very very proactive in saving the community. One day while yawny and dodo were out on a walk in the wild wild west although Dodo was unwell and not feeling up to the mark but as she was extremely dedicated to saving the world they went ahead. Dodo heard something and as she opened her sweet mouth to tell yawny about it, he YAWNED so she dint bother to tell. As Dodo reached for her pistol (CZ 75 P-01 which was gifted to her by the Czech govt for saving their country from terrorist attacks) she realised she’d forgotten all her gadgets home, as this was supposed to be a fun walk! So after a moment of panic, she slowly went after the voice and yawny followed. She removed the twigs and the branches in the way and what she saw was beyond Yawny’s imaginations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yawny almost fainted. It was a larger than life and in the end it doesn’t even matter, that huge a cockroach! It was so ugly and 10,000 times bigger than Dodo and 1000 times bigger than yawny. It had huge tentacles only coming out of its nose, they were all over the place. Dodo gave yawney that look of “baby everythings gonna be fine main hoon nah” yawney started shivering. Dodo went ahead and made weird dhechu dhechu sound aloud to distract the cockroach’s attention from yawney. And as the cockroach looked at her she skid her way through his huge legs with a dried sharp twig in her hand and while skidding split open his stomach. Pool of blood started pouring in which dodo and yawney swam for a bit celebrating their victory but then something horribly went wrong. Dodo’s worstest fears came true, she held yawney tightly as she was living the fear and it came near and near( although it wasn’t there but dodo had amazing sixth sense and she knew its coming for her) so she held yawney tightly and told him half crying that the big black lustrous snake three times bigger than anaconda called “Chamkila” is coming smelling the blood. Yawny started shivering again. The snake slowly started appearing infront of them half standing half on his body and sniffing looking straight in Dodo’s eyes. Dodo started shivering, yawney ran away, chamkila and dodo held the eye contact. Dodo held very still because she dint know what else to do. Chamkila started going towards her very slowly and slyly and at that very moment, yawney jumped from behind chamkila nailed his tail, as chamkila looked back in pain and rage, yawney took out his tool kit hammer( as he was a plumber, specialising in huge pipes) and slammed the hugest hammer on chamkila’s stupid fucking head. Both the friends saw some stars and circles over chamkila’s head but as both of them were super forgiving people they decided to forgive chamkila and did his first aid and won his loyalty forever.
Dodo and yawney became bestest friends and lived happily ever after.
2020:
Dodo married to a super intelligent, super hot, super funny and super loaded donkey. She is an under agent for the universe against supernatural evil forces
Yawney, unmarried lives happily besides and visits dodo everyday and sometimes gives advices on the cases.
